The Monkey Hanger’s Ball 2


is being held


Saturday 21st July in Hartlepool

MH5 welcome you to R*n 11, the Second Monkey Hangers Ball, which starts at noon from the car park of Ward Jackson park in Park Avenue, Hartlepool.

Full details of Friday night prelube, main trail, and Sunday lunch will be sent out nearer the time.


Vital Cultural Information:

The Ward Jackson: 3-9 Church Square TS24 7EU

The Rat Race: Hartlepool Railway Station TS24 7ED

The Causeway: Church Row TS24 7QT

The Hops & Cheese: 9-11 Tower Street TS24 7HH

The King John’s Tavern: 1 South Road TS26 9HD 

The 9 Anchors: 2 The Front, Seaton Carew TS25 1BS

Seaton Carew Cricket Club: Tees Road TS25 2AZ

Hartlepool taxi: 01429 232323

Emergency phone: 07966 868911 (Smartarse)

Accommodation Options:

This is a list of the best options in the town. The prices may have changed since I did this search, so best ck it out.


Altonlea Lodge 11 rooms £119 19 The Green, Hartlepool, TS25 1AT 

The York House 9 rooms £155 185 York Rd, Hartlepool, TS26 9EE  

The Douglas Hotel 17 rooms £99 2 Grange Road, Hartlepool, TS26 8JA 

Hillcarter Hotel 25 rooms £140 Church Street, Hartlepool, TS247DH

Melbourne House Hotel 8 rooms £118 16 Stockton Road, Hartlepool, TS25 1RL 

Best Western Grand Hotel 47 rooms £145 Swainson Street, Hartlepool, TS24 8AA

The Marine Hotel 25 rooms £156 The Front, Hartlepool, TS25 1BS 

Premier Inn on The Marina £49 Fri, £66 Sat (‘saver’ in May was £39pn) However rooms are large and can fit four!


Distance from the Ward Jackson -  

almost next door

A short walk

- bus or taxi drive


Registration Process:

It’s good to know who’s coming, so give me a call or send an e-mail and we’ll let you know how things progress.

Lou Snutz & Smartarse


For questions, requests and any other information, ring Smartarse on 07966 868911 or  send an e-mail to